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Tuesday, June 4, 2019

List of Boring Things

Yes, sometimes I do find some things boring. I decided to make a list. What, if anything, do these items have in common? Hmm. 
  • Making this list
  • Listening to my relatives talk about sports
  • Trying to figure out some weird physical ailment that nobody else thinks you have
  • Keeping track of schedules and appointments
  • Listening to similar complaints and deciding if it should be treated with ibuprofen or Tylenol
  • Anything having to do with health insurance
  • Finding a doctor
  • Navigating online payment portals
  • Painting a wall
  • Folding laundry
  • Putting away laundry
  • Nitpicking
  • Trying to figure out a bus or train schedule that doesn't make sense
  • Waiting at a restaurant for them to bring you (and your five hungry kids) food
  • Almost all cable television
  • Driving across the state of Kansas
  • Reading the plaques at the zoo
  • A whiny 4 year old girl
  • Trying to figure out investing
  • Trying to figure out the equation for how to calculate the cheapest, best quality toilet paper (or paper towels)
  • Clothes shopping for myself
  • Clothes shopping for myself online, which is somehow even worse
  • Being on hold on the phone for a long time
  • Almost all radio
  • Sanding anything
  • Staining anything
  • Coating what you sanded and stained in polyurethane
  • Getting lost while driving, especially when there's a lot of traffic
  • Trying to figure out how to get the stupid [insert electronic device] to work
  • Many of the lengthy, repetitive passages about the destruction of Jerusalem in the Old Testament
  • Almost all sacrament meetings with small children
  • The first part of a lesson or a presentation when they list the desired outcomes of the lesson or presentation
  • Scrubbing anything or anyone
  • Basically, anything that you do every single day without any variety or change
  • Forcing yourself to block out the fingers to a measure of a piano piece
  • Waiting for people to be available for you
  • Trying to fall asleep
  • Swimming laps
  • Listening to adults whining about their jobs
  • Eating the same thing for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
  • Painting, even though I like the end result
  • Spending hours in the antiquities section of the art museum
  • Putting away laundry
  • Vacuuming
  • Dusting
  • Washing the dishes
  • Trying to remember birthdays
  • Planning vacations of any kind, including fun ones with a suitable budget
  • Cleaning the kids' rooms
  • Having small people whine and cry and pull on you
  • Many of the GRE practice test reading sections

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